Confession time—many moons ago, I partook in a bad bedroom experience with someone who was poorly endowed and, oh how shall I say … unskilled. To this day, I refer to him as “The Quarter Pounder.”

Whether it’s the Quarter Pounder, the, er, Big Mac, or the Chicken McNugget, we’ve all been there with the bad experiences. And so have the contributors of this book: Bad Sex: We Did It So You Don’t Have To.  Living up to their moniker, the writers of Nerve.com put it all out there and compiled this cringe-worthy compilation of naughty campfire stories about the not-so-good, the oh-so-bad, and the downright ugly.

Everyone who’s had their own “Quarter Pounder” knows it’s always funnier when it’s happening to someone else.

MelissaB.