Perez Hilton met his girlcrush Madonna for the first time last week in Europe! Check out the video

How the hell would such a fan not remember the lyrics to Causing a commotion, from the Blonde Ambition tour!

I thought y’all should be reminded!!! See ya in Atlantic City!

Audiko is the best ringtone website we’ve found so far. It lets you upload your favorite song, cut it to the best part, and render a unique ringtone for FREE! I’m still using Ratatat’s Wildcat hook and start dancing on the street when you call me. FYI

Bisous, a brand of fine chocolates and truffles manufactured by hand in the UK, recently launched The Incredible Edible Anus, a new fantasy line ‘for the man who has everything.’  No preservatives – no kidding, you gotta give them props for a catchy idea and quite precise execution.

A limited edition solid silver anus (!) is also available online for 260 euros. You can even have it engraved.

We’re obsessed with this laptop bag from Hard Graft!

A play on cosmetics by David Lenhardt.

When you think about it, Adolf Hitler was the first pop star.
David Bowie