Gotta like the spanking at the end of this swanky ad for Durex condoms.

Hi Lauren! Does everybody masturbate while (only) wearing socks? Is this their suggested usage?

According to Bnet, ‘American Apparel lost $5 million in the first 8 months of 2008. However, the chain reported a 3 percent sales gain in December when other retailers tanked; and said it will post a 10 percent same-store sales gain for the full Q4.’

Is softcore back in style in time for recession – or do people really buy these socks to warm up? From Vegas to Japan, check out the 30 Porniest American Apparel ads ever…

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