"Electric promo cars? Nice. GURU, do you wanna be my boyfriend?"
*Aisha T. (Brooklyn, NY)

“GURU Lite gives us the grooves and the woohs and big bonus - it’s 100% natural! Its skinny bitch approved, baby!!”
*Mimi P. & Ocean (Queens, NY)

"They should call this stuff the Hang-Over Killer! Two GURUs as soon as I crawl out bed, and BANG! I feel like a million bucks"
*Mike D. (Brooklyn, NY)

“GURU’s the shit! It does the job right and it’s organic! Do they have a Nobel Prize for energy drinks, cuz GURU Iced Tea is genius!"
*Georgio B. (The Bronx, NY)

"News Flash: Coffee is dead. Long live GURU. And the can looks great too!"
*Romeo J. & Charlotte S. (Manhattan, NY)

"I love that I understand every ingredient on the label, and you made it organic! May the flat-out nasty energy drinks of yore be laid to rest. You guys rock!"
*Emmanuelle G. (Queens, NY),

“There’s nothing fruity about Superfruit… If you know what I mean…”
*Bobby “Mr. Popular” T. (Jersey City, NJ)

"I'm a total workaholic and GURU keeps me on top of my game. It's like my new best friend. And oh yeah, the ‘Coffee, Tea or Me’ t-shirt cracks me up."
*Lucy S. (Staten Island, NY)

"Thank you so much guys for making my boyfriend a total stud. Lately he’s been making me happy, happy, happy!”
*Arthur H. & Tippy S. (Brooklyn, NY)

"GURU gets me focused, effective, and full of energy without the crash and burn that comes with other energy drinks. Move over bears and bulls - here I come."
*Jason H. (Manhattan, NY)

"There's a flavor for every day of the week, especially Full On Lemonade for Wednesdays when I beat my bro at squash."
*Honey and Derek C. (Manhattan, NY)

"I'll tell ya, GURU makes those late night hours behind the wheel of a cab just fly by!"
*Francesco B. & Gabrio L. (Queens, NY)

"GURU's organic but it ain't no tree-hugger drink. Of course we’re gonna choose an organic energy drink. We don't want a chemical cocktail - we want a drink that's the real deal."
*Balthazar W. and the crew (Brooklyn, NY)

"I'm flyin' through the city on it everyday - I say you guys own the Lemonade of the 21st century!"
*Morton J. (Queens, NY)

"GURU makes me better at everything I do!"
*Karim S. (Manhattan, NY)

"God, I swear I go at it like a porn star every time I drink GURU. Really!"
*Sly & Moon Dog (Queens, NY)

"Last night a GURU saved my life..."
*Chi-Chi and Z. T. (Brooklyn, NY)

"GURU's the perfect afternoon pick me up. How else would I be able to do school, the gym, and my girlfriend properly?"
*Jill M. & Chris T. (Brooklyn, NY)

"I love seeing that Organic stamp on your product. Makes me feel good about what I drink! I Love GURU Juicy Tangerine in the AM… it brings me to a place where my mind and body are one.”
*Professor P.J. (Bronx, NY)